Why I Don't Date Asian Men <转>

Why I Don't Date Asian Men

A few people, namely my mom, ask why I don't date Asian men, and in particular Chinese men. My answer is that I would LOVE to date a sweet, sexy Chinese man! But read on to find out the problems therein.


Disclaimer: I am generalizing for humor from my own handful of personal experiences. Do not take offense, Asian men of the world! Or if you do, just complain in private and don't email me about it.



Complimenting Women
A non-Asian man will tell you that you're beautiful at least every day, more likely every hour. If you're really done up, every five minutes.

An Asian man, if forced, may admit under extreme duress that you're not ugly. He will immediately then insult your cooking to compensate.



Asking Women Out
A non-Asian man will call or email during the middle of the week to ask you out for the weekend. He will suggest a tasteful venue, and offer to pick you up.

An Asian man will call you on Saturday night on his way to a restaurant to see if you want to meet him there.



Missing You
If you're dating a non-Asian guy and you don't talk to him for 3 or 4 days, he will call to say how much he missed you, and how he's looking forward to seeing you.

An Asian man will say, "Has it been four days?? Didn't we just talk yesterday?"



Flowers
If you ask nicely, a non-Asian man will buy you flowers every couple of months. He will write a sweet note on the card.

An Asian man will bring flowers to your funeral if you pass away....




Asian men, or at least Chinese men, are superior in one way, in my humble opinion. During the 1% of time that they really put their mind to it, no one is better at being attentive. They'll ask if you're too warm, or too cold. They'll navigate for you even if you're just walking down the street, pointing out places you shouldn't step. They'll ask if you're tired, if you're sleepy, if you're sad.Then, their energy exhausted by this hour of attentiveness, they will disappear into a vacuum for the next five days.

[I hope you found this entertaining, gentle reader.]


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