人走霉运时真的是可以衰到极致的。
昨天星期六还得回校见家长不说，在一番折腾后，还得赶货，主任要查文件夹，三天后交货。提着一大袋的files，打开车门要开车回家时，车子因停在斜坡上，车门自动开得更大，结果打到就停在旁边的黑色车子。要命，那可是英文部主任的车！当时我完全没发现，忙着把file放进车里。好死不死，这时主角出现了。她指着那白色的漆痕，摇了摇头。我当时看了看她所指的那条垂直的痕迹，没会意过来，我还以为她是叫我看她的车子中了鸟屎。（其实那个漆痕看起来也真的很像呀，我那时还真的以为那是鸟屎呢。） 我还回答：“ｏｈ，ｕｎｌｕｃｋｙ ｙｏｕ． Ｂｕｔ ｉｔ ｈａｐｐｅｎｓ ａ ｌｏｔ．”
他生气了，用手去搓那漆痕，我顿时才领悟过来那不是鸟屎，我闯大祸了。。。
连忙跟她道歉，但我连话都还没讲完，她看也不看我，只官方性地回答ｎｅｖｅｒｍｉｎｄ， ｙｏｕ ｄｉｄｎｔ ｎｏｔｉｃｅ，便转身走回ｏｆｆｉｃｅ．
她可不是好惹的人，又加上我本来就是错的那一方，我越想越害怕。都不知道我是怎么开到家的。从学校回家的路上，头脑是浑浊到不见天日，完全是靠ｍｕｓｃｌｅ ｍｅｍｏｒｙ．
一到家，决定马上打去学校要她的电话，打去她的手机跟她解释那存脆是个意外，而且我愿意负责ｐｏｌｉｓｈ或重上漆的费用。
听到她的语气缓和了些，我比较安心了。
不过，唉……
我怎么那么衰呢？
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Men Are Just Happier People--
《轉》
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000 . Tux rental- £ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time!
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £1.99 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000 . Tux rental- £ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time!
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £1.99 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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